DigitalOcean is down because it is a cloud provider. Cloud providers are down because of the market crash. The market crash is because of the global recession. The global recession is because of the financial crisis. The financial crisis is because of the housing market crash. The housing market crash is because of the subprime mortgage crisis. The subprime mortgage crisis is because of the Lehman Brothers collapse. The Lehman Brothers collapse is because of the global recession. The housing market crash is because of the recession in China. The recession in China is because of the global economy. The global economy is because of the Arab Spring. The Arab Spring is because of the global recession. The housing market crash is because of the recession in the United States. The recession in the United States is because of the global economy. The global economy is because of the war in Iraq. The war in Iraq is because of the global recession. The global recession is because of the war in Afghanistan. The war in Afghanistan is because of the global recession. The global recession is because of the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. The terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 are because of the war in Afghanistan. The global recession is because of the war in Iraq. The war in Iraq is because of the global terrorism. The global terrorism is because of the war on terror.
The war on terror is because of the global recession. The global economy is because of the war on terror. The war on terror is because of the global recession. The global recession is because of the subprime mortgage crisis. The war in Afghanistan is because of the global terrorism.
